Meanies

Meanies

Mean girls today come wrapped in glitter

The lads drool over them, their eyes do flutter

Wear the classiest perfume of Gucci on their sleeve

The normal and modest are some of their pet peeves

Rosy Regina struts straight into the hallway

Turns heads and breaks some hearts underway

Flocked like the queen bee she sees herself to be

Talk of the whole school with her holy trinity

The next chick on the list is Gretchen

She knows everything, I reckon

Her ears catch what satellites don't,

She says "I'll obscure things that everyone won't"

And when times shall strike her promises do stretch

But "OMG! That dress is so fetch!"

We move to a peculiar creature you see

God created the land, the air and the seas

What slipped his mind were the brain cells of a damsel

Today she's known as the Nincompoop Karen, flailing

"Mirror, mirror... " she says starin'

Advocates for the devil, but thinks she's caring

Alas, we move to the greatest betrayal in the History of America

The taste of her own medicine was sweeter than the cookies of Cremica

All astounded, all betrayed by the guileful red-head lady

"Traitor, traitor!" cried Janis and Damian to Cady

Mean girls today come wrapped in glitter

The lads drool over them, their eyes do flutter

Wear the classiest perfume of Gucci on their sleeve

The normal and modest are some of their pet peeves